FAQ 54

So, because the earth has moved around the sun for as many times since I inhabited this mortal coil, the number to the left will be designated to me for the next year for legal purposes. Yay, I get a new number!

But, before you start popping the bubbly and realize that you forgot to organize a parade for the occasion… this occurance only happens on the 4th. You can now breathe a sigh of relief because you still have time.

But I rather you not… organize a parade, that is. Truth be told, guys driving around in little cars wearing a fez kinda creeps me out. However, if you still feel strongly about commemorating this milestone… here are some options:

A THREE (3) MORNING SALON

This is especially for those of you who live within a 50 mile radius of my humble abode. Three days?? Yep. I’m activating the privilege of having been born halfway around the world to justify this. So, technically at 8:10 AM tomorrow (Thursday)… 54 years ago was when I was brought kicking, screaming, gurgling, etc into this world. Hey, I’ll supply the coffee… and the presence of your company will be your gift to me. Salon hours will be 8AM – NOON on all 3 days.

OPTION B

If you live outside of the 50 mile radius (and/or timezone)… share the gift of your company with someone of your choice… or an act of kindness or niceness to a complete stranger will suffice.

GIFTS

Your company is premium. Food is good too. Now, before you head out to the local market or farm with a U-Haul… what I’m talking about here is a meal shared with you. Lunch or dinner is good. Breakfast has already been spoken for with the salon thing… although edible contributions (along with your company) at said salon will be greatly appreciated.

GIFTS TO AVIOD

Firearms, explosives and/or hookers. The first 2 because I have no need for them seeing that I am neither a hunter or miner… and have chosen to live a life absent of paranoia and fear. The third because I think there are other options to stimulate… the economy.

So, there you have it.