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Half-Nekkid Thursday #5

31 Aug

Thought I’d do something a little different this time around. In my past HNT posts you have been introduced to Jimmy, Audrey, Stan and my left eye (great suggestions for names from many of you, but I haven’t decided quite yet.) I have written (some rather long winded) stories that many of you have expressed enjoyment reading. Thank You. And for the most part the posts have been somewhat civilized. (Nothing wrong with that… I rather like being civilized.) I’m also posting early as I’m mired in 2 gigs for the next few weeks

This time however, I thought I’d allow my theatrical side dictate… since I am a theatre person. I decided not to post a story for this edition. I instead decided to post something simple, subtle and understated… but theatrical nevertheless. To enjoy the full effect of this… MAKE SURE THE SOUND ON YOUR COMPUTER IS TURNED ON before you click the link to my HNT contribution for this week.

Enjoy. And for more HNT go to the Mighty Osbasso’s Site. He’s the guy who started it all and you can find links to other HNT crazies there! BTW today is also Malaysia’s Independence Day!

 
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Stuff… n… stuff

31 Aug

2 teachers out today and chaos reigns supreme. I am contantly amazed how upper management still doesn’t get a clue about their actions or lack there of affecting this place. Oh well.

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I’ll be posting mine tonight as I’m currently schelpping 2 gigs at once. You’ll want to catch this one. (wink, wink, nudge, nudge, say no more…)

 
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Meat Burning Alert

30 Aug

If you are in vicinity, there will be a meat burning this Sunday, September 4 at 4 PM at my place. It’s a BYO thang. We’ll supply coals and coolers! Should be fun and …. there’s no work on Monday!

 
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HNT #5b

30 Aug

If the music doesn’t kick in click here for the song that goes with this HNT post. (Dialup users… takes a little to load but it’s worth it. And you may leave your comments here.

 
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Where is Lecram?

30 Aug

Been getting requests as to where I am in those black & white pics I posted on Saturday. I’ll even list where Kien, Vert and Jonathan are in those pics.

Starting from top to bottom:

1. Thats me before I was potty trained and grew a beard.

2. Class photo – Standard 2 at St. John’s Primary. I am the one far left in the second row from the bottom (lucky bastards who were seated.) Jonathan is the one third to the right of me. (the pissed off looking one.)

3. Class photo – Form 2 at St. John’s Institution. I am far left in the top row. Vert is fourth from the far left. Kien is seated (lucky bastard) far left of the bottom row.

4. Picture of KISMANTAB formation. From left to right…. lecram (MAN). kien (TAB), vert (KIS).

5. Pic that looks like Kien buggering Vert in broad daylight. You guess who is who.

Oh lelly, RL (Ludd Boi) is 2 years my junior and is not in any of these pics. He may turn up in another edition.

 
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Pictures

30 Aug

This will be my picture blog

 
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Upon checking the blog for August…

28 Aug

Dang! I posted a lot this month! Perhaps I’m beginning to find my stride again. Well, the rev is going to be turned up one way or the other.

 
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Picture Daze #1

27 Aug

Went through a bunch of photographs tonight. Most I haven’t seen in years. Thought I’d scan some and post them just to scare the beejeebers out of those of you visiting this blog. It may just end up becoming a weekly feature… only because I’m a sadist.

Yup, this is yours truly as a baby. I think I was about 4 months old (pre-polio), but already planning to conquer the world. This is evidenced by the intense stare that could hypnotize millions.

I think I had the average cute quotient as a baby. I’d like to think I’m a lot cuter now… but I keep that under wraps just to avoid being tar and feathered.

Ahhh… the class photograph from Primary School (elementary). I was in Standard 2 (thats 2nd grade for you Americans) at St. John’s Primary School. Just try to find me. My friend Jonathan Muhuideen (who now lives in Oakland) is also in this pic looking pretty damn pissed off. When I met him in June this year, I was assured by Jonathan, as he wielded a sharp cutting instrument, that he’s over it.
Then there was the big move across the street to St. John’s Institution. This was the class photograph in Form 2 ( 8th grade for you Americans.)

Notice if you will, the absence of a teacher. I think we killed him the week before. Just ask Kien & Vert who are also in the pic with me. (Try to find us in this one.) No one copped to it as we all pointed the finger at Jonathan who was still pissed off from Primary school.

This picture caught the formation of KISMANTAB – the greatest rock group that never was. Did tons of recording but their albums are so rare that rock luminaries such as Jimmy Page and Robert Fripp are not looking for them. Rumor is their cover art made Roger Dean cream in his pants- but this is only a rumor… and a bad one at that. Among their critically acclaimed songs - “Close The Door Behind You” and the oh so forgettable “Kueh Kohchi, Kopi Oh, Papadam,” a heart stopping ballad that swept the ocean.

MAN, TAB & KIS slyly used a school excursion to Pulau Ketam (Crab Island) in order to scout out venues for their world tour. They shunned the big stadium venues and preferred bringing their music where the “real” people were … and where they could get good crab for cheap.

This Mega Tour was going to be the first of it’s kind. The lineup included the top acts of the day such as Yes, Santana, Led Zeppelin and The Partridge Family. (TAB really wanted to score with Laurie – MAN was hot for Shirley – KIS was in love with his own Fender bass)
Unfortunately music fans were deprived of this once in a lifetime experience as the other groups had never even heard about the Mega Tour or KISMANTAB. That was their loss… and a loss to the world.

The boys would have walked into the sunset… but it was 10 in the morning. They decided instead to pool their money together and drowned their sorrows in a hefty feed of Rava Ghee Dosai and Kopi Peng.

They eventually went their separate ways only to be reunited 30 years later via the Internet. “What about the Mega Tour?” you may ask. Let me put it this way – could the Beatles ever reunite? Enough said.

FOR WHO IS WO IN THE PICS… CLICK HERE.

If this wasn’t scary enough… click on the pics for bigger versions.

 
 

More statements I’ve made that caused people to look at me funny…

27 Aug

” I contend that God is so simple and the basic human need to complicate everything hampers and blinds us from accepting that divine elegance. “

” What can you get me? Ten grand and a ticket to Rio would be nice… but I’ll settle for a scotch on the rocks for now “

” Fuck you and thank me for it.”

(Not sure how to use the word “Fuck?” Click here for a short audio lesson.)

For other statements I’ve made click here.

UPDATE: 3:49

And for a small distraction on this Saturday afternoon… here is Monty Python’s Penis Song. Just click to hear.

 
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I typed my name in

27 Aug

Idealistic, sensitive and emotional you appreciate beauty and need to have a harmonious environment. You are a dependable and conscientious worker and attract material rewards without too much effort. However your altruistic nature is one of giving and service to others with a desire to make the world a better place and you work towards this end. Your affectionate, sincere and understanding manner means that you are much loved.

and that’s what it said. Find the meaning of own name by clicking here.

 
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