
… not even a write-track. Sorry.
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… not even a write-track. Sorry.
EDIT:
But for something better to do… fancy some folk-tales? Check some out HERE.
So, do you wonder about the life you lead? I do. I wonder about it constantly. It’s not normal. Never has been. Yet, I still wonder how and why I still exist despite what I do and how I live it.
If you are wondering if I have gone totally mad… I have… been that way for years. If I were to total up all that I do… it would have to add up to… “complete insanity.” Just fucking bonkers. (In reality, at this point, for the good of civilization, I should be chained up and committed.) This is why normal folk give me a wide berth when I walk into a room (apart from the fact that I look like Rasputin warmed over from the dead.) This is why even my friends scratch their heads when I embark on some crazed project (apart from the fact that I have started fire-storms that threaten their comfort zones.) This is why I sit here bobbing in the quagmire of my lunacy pushing myself to the brink… just to be able to say… “it can be done.” (This, despite the fact that I myself am never sure that it actually can.) Still, I don’t hurt anyone (intentionally) when I do what I do (sure, I make them uncomfortable.) I guess that counts for something, huh? (Good God, I need some human contact!)
Happy Halloween! Have a good and safe one while I cross the line into the land of no return.
The selection for the WRITE-TRACK for today can be found HERE. (Hint: If you right-click and “save target/link as…” you’ll be able to download it to your computer.)
That’s where we are, aren’t we? I can’t be quite sure anymore. I’m feeling a little blitzed at the moment. Not from the consumption of mind altering substances… just from the constant time I’ve spent in front of the computer.
Halloween is coming up. Not something that I am particularly looking forward to. For some reason a few years ago, someone decided that our neighborhood was primed for candy hand-outs and decided to bus them in by the droves. Since then I’ve gotten candy for the neighborhood kids that I distribute early in the afternoon then leave no later than 5 PM for the nearest bar. I hold out there with a drink or 2 in hand until it’s safe to return. Yeah, I’m a bit of a meanie that way.
I think 3 more days of the write will complete the project. It’s taken longer than usual simply because I couldn’t leave well enough alone and had to add 2 more reversals to the plot. Doing so has necessitated very intense reworks as the script has progressed. Anyway, expect extremely short posts until I’m done. Hope the week starts off great for you.
EDIT: Time Wasters
1. Apparently no cg was involved in the making of this ad… just lots and lots of paint!
2. Make Halloween an educational experience. On this site you can read all about the biology of “B” movie monsters.
The selection for the WRITE-TRACK for today can be found HERE. (Hint: If you right-click and “save target/link as…” you’ll be able to download it to your computer.)
… and it’s time to fall back. My computer reminded me today so, this means walking around the house adjusting clocks and replacing batteries in the smoke alarms.
I spent the latter half of the afternoon checking out internet videos both on Goggle and YouTube. It was actually quite entertaining to see what was out there. I was reminded that both Hari Raya (the end of Ramadan) and Deepavalli (the Hindu festival of lights) celebrations were taking place back in Malaysia. I flashed back to all the food that was involved at these celebrations… going out to visit the “open house” of friends celebrating … and the sweet inertia that sets in after all that eating. It did make me wonder what has changed after all these many years of being away.
Anyway, here is video of one of my favorite celebrations that usually takes place around January or February every year. It is the Hindu celebration of Thaipusam. This is when people who have made vows to the Lord Murugan fulfill them. It’s wonderfully colorful… but certainly NOT for the squeamish.

This may come off as a cop-out… it’s not really. I will warn you that it’s a long and involved read but it’s something that I’ve posted before for Picture Daze. Be that as it may… here is the original post. (But, hey… there are lots of pictures to look at,) And… sorry, the offer at the end of that post is not valid this time around.
If you are so inclined… you may post your comments here… if nothing else… just to say you are up.
If you want to know what Da Count is all about… click the flashing sign. Now go visit each other and start off your weekend with a smile.
Franken-HNT… a brief history.
Last year, around this time… and with contributions of body parts from many regular HNTers… this was posted for the very first time. With the generous help of my friend Fingers B on soundtrack and playing the doctor in the pics… we presented this silliness. I think it was deserving of a re-run… so, here. If any of the old crew are still around… recognize anything?
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FRANK
I was created on a whim by my creator, Dr. Frankenwiener, who had lost his sanity one Sunday afternoon in October.
DOCTOR
Ya bad a, ya bad a ya bad …
FRANK
Being an idiot genius he wasn’t well versed in the art of conversation. I made my needs known and he set about creating a remedy for me.
FRANK
I was shown an array of body parts for the creation of my future bride. They were all so beautiful that it was impossible to decide.

DOCTOR
Oooohhh… watch this? What about this? What about this? Woo Woo woop!
SPLAT!
DOCTOR
Woops! Can’t use that one.
FRANK
He worked long and hard. Soon he had the best of the best assembled.
DOCTOR
Oooohh… this is going to be good, you’ll see.
FRANK
However due to a technical glitch the creation filled with life jumped off the table and scurried away.
HEAD 1
Oh, nice rack!
HEAD 2
I’ll say… but where is the head?
DOCTOR
Come back, liebshn! You are not cooked yet! You need eine kopf!
FRANK
I was in despair. We only had a body and no head. How could I be expected to conduct a conversation with a headless body?
DOCTOR
No to worry… big guy… I know where to get ein good kopf for your girlie friend. I’ll just get the head that was once attached to these legs.
FRANK
He soon attached it.
DOCTOR
Here have some vodka… it will help with the healing.
FRANK
And so we were created. We moved out to a condo in
BRIDE
HOW DEEE!
THE END
(run end credit music)
… I just may participate in HNT later today. It could happen.
In the meantime… enjoy the write-track.
The selection for the WRITE-TRACK for today can be found HERE. (Hint: If you right-click and “save target/link as…” you’ll be able to download it to your computer.)
… before regular programing resumes here. In case you’re wondering… the write is going pretty well. However, there are some other paying gigs that have cropped up so, I have to split my time. No big deal. Just par for the course.
There is no other news to report. I am hoping to resume being human again soon.
The selection for the WRITE-TRACK for today can be found HERE. (Hint: If you right-click and “save target/link as…” you’ll be able to download it to your computer.)
Check out this 5 minute clip. If you want to see the whole thing (45 minutes) click HERE.